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Rob has issues. Just saying, bro.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Apple Boys podcast.

I'm Josh, and I'm here tonight with Corey. What's up,

Corey? Oh, my God. It's been like a month and a half, boys. How you

been? It's been longer than that. What's up,

Robert? Has it really been like six months? That's what

it felt like. Robert, what's up, man? How are you?

I'm good. I've been chilling, man.

It feels like COVID Times again, because, as the video,

people will know, but my name in this video call right now is

Robert the Jobless. Which means that I don't have a job right now

because the company that I was working for eliminated my position.

Would you say that company is now Robloss? They are robloss

now. Yeah. That's not true. They got at least one guy that names Rob.

Okay, true. Anyways, hello. It's great to be back. I missed you

all. Even though we see each other almost every couple of days, at least.

What's up, Jimmy? Hey. I'm in the same boat as

Jobless rob list.

Yeah. Cool, man. I've been doing great,

though. Unemployment is fucking awesome. You can just party

And then wake up at like, two. Don't wait too

long to get a job. Yeah. Your sleep schedule.

Everything will just kind of fall into place.

Over there. Yeah,

exactly. Fall into place. Yeah.

I have been applying to jobs and I've had like, three interviews.

I just haven't found anything I want, so I've got like, backup plans

because I got the jobs. I just said no.

I see. Yeah. I love that Rob called

out that the video people will know that he's jobless.

As if these videos ever get uploaded,

which they don't. Why are we doing videos?

We've hard sold that as a benefit and no, sorry.

Video is the move, though. We did like three of them. I like seeing

you guys seeing the emotions. That's fair. Jimmy,

I was talking to Rob and Corey

before you got on in the green room that

we should be live streaming this to Twitch.

None from Twitch immediately.

That's what I just start showing nipples and you know

how they feel about that. Yeah, they don't

like nipples. Yeah.

So somebody tell me something that is interesting

in your life over the past,

I don't know, six weeks. I know you said you're jobless.

What's going on, buddy? I've been waking up at

like eleven and playing video games for about 8 hours a day.

What do you want from me, man? I can tell you stories about

the bosses that I've defeated, actually.

Okay. Me and Corey went to a concert.

What's the boss that you defeated that you're most proud of? I'm more interested in

that than the 982nd concert you've been to

with Corey. Like,

overall in my life? No. Over the last six weeks,

when you've been playing video games 8 hours a day,

what's the accomplishment that you're most proud of?

Fucking what is his name? It's like jamuo

or some shit from Persona Four. A guy was an asshole,

but I beat him. Jamuo just sounds like another

name that I would put for my name in this call.

Yeah, that's Jimmy's name. In six weeks when

we record the next episode. Yeah. All right. There you go.

I hear a fan in someone's mic. Damn it. I don't know

who he's got to. Ruin it for me.

I think that is you because I can hear it, too, actually. Well, you're ruining

it for Josh, and I say no. Josh said he couldn't hear it.

Well, I was going to get into that. There's a reason that I can't hear

it. Rob,

Jimmy, have you either of you guys ever ruptured an eardrum?

I have not. I have not. I did see a text about

this, though. Very curious. I have, and it sucks.

So I can't hear anything out of the left side of my

headphones right now because that eardrum is ruptured.

Let me ask you guys a question before I move on.

How would you describe your ear? Wax? I'd say waxy.

Would you guys agree? Yeah. Like kind of an

orange color. Like my hair. Right.

But, like, in terms of texture.

Yeah. Is it soft and oily and kind of

slimy and gross? Yeah, slimy. Slimy. No,

slimy. Slimy. No, it's like a medium, like a five on

the slimy scale. Like a melted wax.

It's real high viscosity wax. It gets

a little dry viscosity. High viscoider in color?

Yeah. If I just get out of the shower, it's a little slimy. Yeah.

So I don't have slimy earwax at all.

I have, like, dry, crunchy, crusty earwax.

Gross. Nice. It's not any more gross than your

slimy earwax. That's more of a crust,

not a wax. They're both gross. Well, okay.

Your crust does sound worse. All right,

whatever. I don't like it either, for the record.

Okay, so everyone's against me, as usual. It's fine. Three against one.

But when I was a child growing up, my mom used

bobby pins to clean my earwax out because Qtips

did nothing. Like, the Qtips just pushed everything in further.

So she would get a bobby pin and scoop it and

pull oh, my God. How the earwax would get

that's A. Thing, by the way. The bobby pins.

Never. So I've tried everything over the years.

If you go online and look at YouTube videos, there are these things

called ear candles where you put the

candle in your ear and it has a little paper thing

on it and you burn it and the candle pulls the ear wax

out. That didn't work at all. I've tried the home irrigation systems

and things like that. Anyway,

the only way that I can really clean out my ear is if

I can convince my wife to stick a bobby pin in my ear,

which she is completely unwilling to do, or go get it medically

cleaned, which is a pain and expensive and also

embarrassing. As if that's more embarrassing than talking about my

gross ears to the world on the podcast. But either way,

Facebook always knows through targeted advertising

exactly what you need at all times. And so for like

two years, they've been advertising this ear pick

thing that has a silicone tip on the end and it

has a camera, and it does WiFi direct to your phone.

And so you can see inside your

ear as you're cleaning your ear with this silicone pick thing.

And the videos make it look super easy and super convenient and

exactly what I've been needing for years. So I've been asking

for this for a while,

and my wife got me one for my birthday.

And it is 100% a China number one

special. It is.

Surprisingly, the app is in the App Store, but the

logo is in Chinese and it's probably

harvesting data to send back to the People's Republic of China.

Nice. And like I said, you WiFi

direct connect to the ear pick thing. So you get off of your WiFi

network, you get onto that and it live feeds the video.

And I was so excited to use it whenever

I got it that I just turned it on straight out of the box.

I didn't put it on the charger first or anything like that. It's got a

lithiumion rechargeable battery and I do the right

ear first and everything goes perfectly.

It's exactly what I've always needed. Everything. It's disgusting.

Everything comes out. I can hear out of my right ear for the first

time. Everything's going super duper well. And then

I get to the left ear and I get a notification on my phone

that the battery is at like 15% and the little power light is flashing

red. It's like, you need to plug this into a charger

or the battery is going to die. And I didn't know exactly what 15%

was going to get me, but I was like in it at this point

and I didn't want to have to stop and start again. So I started doing

the left ear a little bit more aggressively because the right

ear had gone so well, and I went a little too deep.

And I watched on camera as I ruptured

my eardrum and the blood started coming out. No, the eardrum

is like a little thin film and

I punctured it and it like, split. And it

hurt so much. And that's

bad enough. But the worst part of all of this is that I didn't

even get the majority of the ear wax out. So now I know for a

fact that not only do I have a ruptured eardrum, but I've got all this

nasty earwax sitting in there that I can't get. Because if

you go back in there, it hurts a lot. Is that going to,

like, heal? I certainly hope so.

All the WebMD research I've done has said that a ruptured ear

drum typically heals within several weeks on its own. And there's

not really anything you can do to medicate it. I see.

You'Re not supposed to put anything in it. So I

actually went on Monday. I was off, and this

happened on Sunday. And I went on Monday.

And I was texting my wife. She was asking me what I was doing.

And I was like, I'm out. I'm going to get lunch. I'm going to go

see the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie, and I'm going to go to the

drugstore and get something for my ear. And she's like,

no, don't put anything in your ear. And I was like, I mean,

I'm not going to get anything bad. I'm going to get, like, eardrops or something

that you're supposed to put in your ear. And she said, no, if you have

a ruptured eardrum, you don't put anything in your ear. I was like,

okay. And so then I started doing some more research. And apparently you're not

supposed to get it wet. You're not supposed to do anything.

Well, it needs time to heal. And without the eardrum in place, I'm pretty sure

that that just goes through the Eustachian tubes, like into your brain.

So it's probably bad. Could you fucking dropping

Eustachian tubes? It's one of

those Robisms just out of nowhere.

Sorry. And the next thing out of his mouth

is banana. True. Yeah. There has to

be a balance. Hey,

Corey and Rob. Dude, for you guys. When you look up at Jimmy's

camera, does it look like it's being recorded on a potato? It looks like

Probably as something only me because it looks great on my end.

So it'll record nicely. Okay. Jimmy trail

with the betamax filter on. Nice.

So what concert did you guys go see? We went to Lorna

Shore, mastodon and gojira the Mega Monsters

tour. That sounds heavy.

It was good. Heavy is a word for it. Warner shore.

Definitely heavy. Mastodon basically

just hard dad rock. Yeah,

man. They have like a cult following, and I really don't understand it.

I like listening to Mastodon, but I've seen them twice live

this year at concerts that had other stuff that I wanted to

go see. So it's not like I went to see Mastodon,

but I still like their

music. I still like listening to Mastodon, but I

don't need to see them live. No.

Was there lots of blgging? No. Well,

Mastodon is basically the Foo Fighters of the metal genre,

if that helps at all. But they play like they have, like, a bunch of

jazz drum fills. Interesting.

Wouldn't expect them. Yeah, it was mastodon. I think

we more or less skipped. We waited in the Merch

line for, like, half of the show, ten of their songs.

The set list wasn't very good, so I was like, whatever. At least as

long as we see the tail end, it'll be fine. We'll get a couple of

good songs in, and then we'll go on to Gojira, who usually

plays a pretty good show. I would argue

that their live performance is

not great, but as a band, I do like

them, so it's fine.

I thought this time wasn't as good as when we saw them here.

No. He always kind of phones it in for flying whales,

and I don't know why, but he'll get to the chorus and be like and

it's just like, Please enunciate sir. Yeah,

that's the thing that I noticed, too.

Yeah. On the complete opposite side of the spectrum. I went to a techno rave

in a tunnel in Nashville, and it was

illegal. Like, not supposed to have a rain there.

That's awesome. I was going to ask you if you'd been in been to any

laser shows under bridge lately? So that sounds like it fits the

bill. Yeah. At this park that had,

like, a skate park, and then there was, like, this walking path, and the

walking path went under an underpass or two.

But to get under the underpass, you also had to go,

like, underground, and there's this giant long tunnel.

And they basically blocked off the tunnel with, like, tarps on both sides so

the light didn't get out. And then they had this

fucked up smoke machine that produced the most smoke I've

ever experienced in my life. So you couldn't see your hand in front of your

A.m.. That sounds horrible. That sounds like the worst experience

of my life. You guys are old.

Sounds pretty cool to me. Yeah. Rob skipped it to

hang out with one of his 35 year old friends. It's a lawyer at

his house. He's, like, 40. Being 35,

and also we drank heavily and smoked a cigar,

and it was fucking awesome. Also, we watched Westworld. There's nothing wrong

with being 35. But almost 30 year old Robert

skipped a fun time in a tunnel with.

Baby J with his child friendly. Correct.

Hey, I'm almost 26. I have to keep the balance. I have

to do old people stuff and new people stuff and

I don't know, man. I love that it's new people and not young people.

Yeah, new people just

pop. Jimmy, how did you find out about this

rave. I found it out

through Instagram, through like a local guy that plays techno and

has a label and stuff. Here. He posted about it because he's playing it.

So if he's got a label, he's probably pretty popular on Instagram.

And he posted this publicly and there was no police

big deal or anything like that. The Instagram

page for the tunnel is like a private account,

which doesn't mean a whole lot. The tunnel has an Instagram

page? They do. I bet that's not the

first rave they've done there. It's not. They do one once a month. It's called

Tennessee Tunnel Authority. Nobody know about this.

I don't know how the cops didn't show up. I really don't. Because while

they did have tarps on both sides of the tunnel to keep the stuff in,

it looked like the tunnel was on fire because of all the smoke. I got

to tell you, buddy, I feel like you have ruined it for the Tennessee Tunnel

Authority because as soon as this episode goes live,

you know that our following is going to just everybody's

going to know. They're going to have at least twelve people. I'm really worried.

Yeah, eight people are going to find out about it.

And they're also all like 40, so it's fine. Maybe they'll

show up. That'd be fun. How many homeless

people were there?

Could you imagine? They're just like he's like, what the fuck is going

on in here? There's tarps coach.

Yeah. Why is it Willem defoe from the lighthouse showing

up? Heart. Let's take these tarps density.

Did any of you guys make it to any of the Era Tours

shows yet? No, but our wives did.

I didn't have like one $200 laying around. What the

fuck are you talking about, Tayte? Oh,

no. The Era tour. Eras Tour.

Eras Tour. No. Taylor on my side of the

bay. I think I would have paid like $200 to see

that, but no more than that.

According to my life, it is worth an unlimited amount of money.

I've not heard a single review from anyone either

that I know in person or on the internet that isn't

basically the equivalent of I don't know how

a concert could possibly be better. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my

life. I've not heard anything less than

that. It is like a from any three. And a half hour long set list.

Which she's doing, like, every night. Yeah. I don't

understand. Well, it's every but Friday, Saturday,

Sundays. She has the whole week to recover.

I know. It's still three nights in a row. I get it.

Unbelievable. So Corey's

wife was able to buy six tickets

during the presale, so she bought one for Lucky,

her and her mom, and then a

friend and her daughter, and then another friend,

and maybe another daughter, but one of the groups of friends

that Corey's wife bought the tickets for was not

able to go. And so my wife and her friend

bought those two tickets and went with Corey's wife.

And my wife never

did dislike Taylor Swift, but she was certainly not a fan.

Like, she spent the month leading up to the concert listening

to Taylor Swift albums so that she would be more familiar with the songs

because she didn't know a lot of them. So again,

not a fan, but definitely not a Swiftie or anything like that.

So she goes to this concert and just

has the greatest time of her life. It's just this unbelievable,

magical evening and all of a sudden she comes back and now she's

a Swiftie. Now she's a huge Taylor fan. And so she

literally tried to convince me to watch the kids.

They went to see Taylor in Atlanta and then shortly after that,

Taylor was in Nashville, which is like hometown for her.

That's like where she wants to put on the best show. And so my

wife was trying to get me to watch the kids so that she and her

friend could drive to Nashville. Not so they could buy tickets and go to the

show, but so that they could join 20,000 other people on

a bridge outside of Nissan Stadium to listen to the

concert and dance from outside the show. That's incredible. Which is just

wild to me. Yeah. And that happened every night in Nashville,

that happened in Philly. And I think it's going to

be a recurring thing on the rest of the tours that these sold

out shows. If they're outdoor arenas, they're going to have people outside.

It's crazy. I don't know if you know this

about the Nashville show specifically, but if she would have gone,

like two or 3 hours. And then she played like an almost four hour

long set after that. In the rain. Crazy. In the rain. That's awesome.

That was the night that she was going to go too. Yeah, that was the

night that she was going to go. So it would have been a rough day

at work for her. The next day would have been a rough day, but she

would have never forgotten that. That would have been great. Oh yeah.

We also went to another show. Corey fuck yeah, we did.

It was a tale of two extreme vocalists

for the metal genre for that week. Indeed, we had Will

Ramos from Lorna Shore later in the week,

but we kicked it off with Alex. Terrible.

From slaughter to prevail.

Back to back. Probably the most impressive vocal

performances I've ever seen live.

Really incredible, wild shit that they

both do. Alex from Slaughter

to Prevail does this thing for at least one song during the show

where everything kind of goes quiet and then he just yells and

this motherfucker is so loud that as long as the crowd

is even relatively quiet. You can hear it throughout the entire

venue. No matter what. He's loud at shit,

and it's fucking awesome. They played some new content,

and he did it during one of his new songs. I think it's called Viking,

but that was really cool. And then, of course,

Will Ramos is death

core. Really kind of almost extreme

death core with Lauren Ashore is

a little hard to get into. And listening to a studio

album, I. Fucking love that shit, man. I know,

Pete. I know you do. But listening to a studio

album of that, I can only do so much. But seeing it live is

it was like seeing Freddie Mercury live. It was the craziest shit I've

ever seen. That's a statement. That is a statement.

If you look up some of he has, I think, about the same range as

Freddie Mercury. And I'm not kidding, he can

do clean vocals, too. Jesus Christ. He sounds incredible.

But what truly makes him unique is the demon inside

of him. Yeah, because he's

got, like, super high screechy kind

of shit. And then he hits these low notes that I

think he can communicate with whales. And it's fucking

crazy, man. And he does it all just

immediately just goes back and forth between them. I don't know how he fucking

does it. That's insane. That's the crazy shit is he'll hit, like,

whale vocal into super, like, Goblin vocal back.

Like, within a second, he flips it. And I legitimately

don't know how that works. Is the Goblin vocal a

falsetto you would have to hear, or is

it natural voice? No,

he just sounds like a normal dude. When he's talking.

He's saying his singing, like, when he hits, like, the Goblin vote, it's some

sort of, like, false fold, like, falsetto kind of thing. But I don't know exactly

how to describe it. You have to hear it to truly

understand. We'll show you after the show. We'll go see them in September.

We'll go together. Okay. Well, Rob, you mentioned

it's hard to get into them. And sometimes I'll

be riding somewhere with Corey, and that's just what he's been playing.

Right? And it'll play, like, a song and a half. And I'm

like, man, you listen to this shit just, like, all the time,

just for fun? I do. It's exhausting.

It relaxes me, honestly. That's wild.

I don't understand if I'm working from.

You driving around listening to techno yeah. If I'm working from home and I

need to get shit done, I just turn on black metal. Just it's

just white noise to me, man. It's awesome. I love it. So I guess I

can see that because, like Jimmy said, sometimes, like,

techno EDM type, high BPM stuff makes

me feel like Hugh Jackman from Swordfish.

Like.

When he's getting ahead and trying to log in at the.

Nice.

We'll show you an example of this after the

show here. But they're incredible. They're coming

real close in September. We should all go.

Well, we should do that, too, but just

need to, like a little teaser. Because you think that I'm exaggerating,

like, Freddie Mercury of metal or Death Corps or whatever.

That's ridiculous. No, it's not. What is wild

is that while he's doing all this shit, he's, like, headbanging like he's not completely

stagnant on the stage and just focusing on making sure that he doesn't fuck

up. And the dude in real life

is the nicest guy. He's a fucking golden

retriever in real life.

I love golden retrievers. Speaking of scouts just right outside the door.

Good boy. Yeah, very good boy. You would probably love Will.

I do love Will. True shout

out Will. Hey, Jimmy. What's up?

I got a bone to pick with you, buddy. Pick your bone.

Jesus fucking Christ. You seem to have

mostly disengaged from our group text.

It makes me feel lonely and sad. To be fair,

I think Rob experienced this as well. I have disconnected

from my phone a lot more.

Good for you. I'm pretty

much like the happiest point I've been in my life, I think.

And I can contribute it to not

having a job, which is pretty great, especially a job I hate. I think if

I had a job I liked, I'd be sort of writing the same

thing I'm on now. I figured

out my relationship stuff. I'm disconnecting from my

phone a bit more, but I'm still hanging

out with people and talking to people somewhat regularly. I'm finally

figuring out what I need to do

to produce music and do the stuff I want. Like,

I've Djed a show or two recently. I don't know, I've just

kind of figured it out. Definitely don't want to

push you guys away or put you guys on the back burner or anything.

It's just a symptom of not using my phone as much, I think. Well,

good for fucking you.

Let's go back, though, to the I've figured out the relationship stuff.

What does that mean? Are you in a relationship now? No. Which is,

I think, figuring it out. I've figured out how to

be happy by myself, at least for a while.

I see. Yeah.

Not be engaged in someone else. It's very important.

You're not in Rob's turbo tinder mode, are you?

First off, Slander, I am not in turbo tinder mode.

I'm not saying you are now. You were. I'm saying I have been around you

when you were saying that you have. Definitely paid for tinder

gold or whatever it is, to where Josh and I. Because we needed more swipes.

You remember that time that I didn't know which way was the

right way to swipe and all the hot yeah.

Just all the bunch of whales. The next day I was like, what the fuck

happened? What have you done? How drunk was

I? No, it was Josh. Got it.

I do have tinder gold so if you guys want to want

to try it out, you're welcome. Oh, boy. Well,

Jimmy, you're going to have to. Give me a refresher on which way to swipe

left. Right? Yeah. Right is goodbye. Right is

yes. All right, but wait, are you swiping

to the left or from the left? I hate you.

You're taking the little card on the screen and putting it to the

left side. Okay. So you're swiping that's bad to the

left for bad. So if you start right, that's good.

See, I'm confused again. You can go fuck yourself. This is the easiest

goddamn concept, you shitting.

So swipe left is I'm not interested.

Yeah, it's not going to work because. I think it's mirrored.

But hold

on, let me find a bad one. Hold on.

They're all good, so we take it

right. Jimmy, I know this looks good on your screen, but you still look like

fuck does this happen? Yeah,

when am I going to do. Part two of the True Crime podcast?

The people want to know what happened with the Wilson family.

Yeah, I don't know, bro. I've been busy.

Fucking A, we have. We haven't done this shit in, like, eight months.

Yeah, we've got to come back to the studio and record another

episode of that True Crime shit. It was fun. True.

Did you listen to it, Rob? I didn't need to. I was

there for the recording.

You don't listen to our podcast. You haven't been

there for most of our recordings, Rob. Like, what do you may have been there,

but you weren't there. I see what he did. I see what he's

doing. I'm mostly there for

most podcasts. Hey, speaking of which,

Jimmy, I have a surprise for you on the way.

Oh, yeah? You know that super

edible company that we like a lot?

Moonwalkers? Yeah. They came

out with this fucked up new one, and I bought two bottles,

and you're going to get one of them.

You got bottles of Edebrews? Yeah. That sounds scary.

Is it liquid Edebrew? No, it's a gummy.

Okay. A bottle? Like a pill bottle? Yeah. So you know

how their normal edibles are. Like 15 milligrams

of delta eight. These are 50

milligrams of delta. Twelve. These are 30 milligrams

Delta, 810 milligrams Delta Nine, 1 MG THCP.

So they're going to be, like, four times as strong as their normal

ones. I understood, like, 10% of what you just

said. They're going to fuck shit up. Brawl we'll go to

the more words you don't understand. I think the more words you don't

understand on an edible bottle, the more fucked you're going to be. Yeah. I mean,

exactly. That seems logical.

It doesn't seem like that

curve would continue to go favorably for you.

It feels like it would get to a point where it would stop being

good to be stronger. You hit a. Point where you go into panic

attack mode and you don't want to go that far. You have

to know that you can't die from weed. But, man, does it

feel like you're going to sometimes? Oh, yeah. But you won't. It's fine.

I know how to start shivering. Know that, though.

Rob's favorite activity when he gets into panic attack mode is

he tries to act natural. So he gets

up, he'll go to get some water because that's like, a normal thing

to do. But he just keeps drinking the water,

standing up, going back and getting water, and he just does that over

and over again. He'll probably do it, like, 510 times in the span of,

like, 30 minutes, and then he's like, oh,

wait, this isn't normal. Everyone knows.

So everyone always knows. Yeah,

I get self conscious about that. I don't want to worry anyone. I don't want

to tell anyone, like, hey, I'm about to have a panic attack.

I'm trying to not do that. I am straight up not having a

good time, pretty much. So I'm like, all right,

sitting bad, going to die.

Standing pretty good. But it's going to be real weird if I

just stand in a room with a bunch of people sitting. So need

to make an excuse to not sit.

Must go get water. But then I can't meter

out the water because you

get a glass of water, you go back, sit down, you continue to

drink the water as you're sitting, but you can't do that

if you can't sit down. So you just have to kind of stand and

chug water.

Just chugging a glass of water and then doing

that just simultaneously over and over. I think I have a solution for

you. Go on.

I think this will help you with your panic attacks and make you more popular.

I'm listening. I think you should learn

some dance moves, and whenever you start to have the panic attack,

you just stand up and start dancing. Cool little

solo dance. It's like one of these he kind

of just starts doing this.

That's what he does when he's high, like the listeners shouldn't see, but it's kind

of like a weird little robot dance. The video

people are going to love that whenever Josh actually uploads them. Yeah.

My move was always, I'm going to go lay down, and then I would

just lay in my bed and hyperventilate for, like, an hour.

I don't think I've had that kind of edible experience in a minute. I just

kind of, like, vibrate a little bit,

maybe some oscillation, and that gets me out of it.

When Kelsey and I went to go see Dantword,

we had a poor edible experience where

we ate a bit of a brownie,

and then we went to this concert, which was fine to begin with, but then

the opener was maybe the worst thing that I've heard in my life.

They were called Death Trap. They were two.

I can only presume former strippers with the way

that they were dancing and what have you, but they

weren't DJing. They were just playing songs on their Spotify account.

I see. And just whipping their hair around and

stuff for 40 minutes.

It was the worst musical experience I've had in my life,

I'm pretty sure.

But then when Dnward is coming out,

they have this scrolling video that is red

in color and it's, like, flashing and stuff,

and I was sitting there looking at it, and then

I kind of started doing my not

having a good time breathe breath.

I'm well aware of that. Yeah. And then I

look at the floor for a second. I'm like, no, shouldn't do that. That's weird.

And then I look back up, and then the video is doing

that again. I'm like, no, that's not good either. And then I just kind of

was having a bad time, and then Kelsey started freaking

out, and I was like, okay, do you want to get out of

here? Do you want to go downstairs? Because the tabernacle, they have, like, a downstairs

basement area with tables and stuff. So she was

like, yeah, I think I need to get out of the crowd. So we get

out of the crowd, we go downstairs and we go to the bathroom.

I go back to the table. She comes out for a second. She ends up

going back into the bathroom for a second. She feels like she's going to throw

up. And once I got out of the crowd, I was okay.

I was able to get my breath, got the cool air on

my body, and I kind of evened out.

She was straight up not having a good time. I think there's something

about the tabernacles not level floor that

brings that on. Yeah. It certainly doesn't help because

especially if you're more or less stationary on that. Floor, it throws off,

because I've been. Doing a lot of shows. Is that the venue where Josh had

to leave? Yeah. I wasn't high, but I was having a not

good time from alcohol.

You had to use the pole as a support.

You just started morphing into the pole, and as soon

as the main act started, you were like, Got to go.

Oh, was I high? Yeah.

Robert and I were like, you have to stay for at least a

couple of songs just to say you actually saw them. And you were like,

okay. At the end of the night, when we got back to the room,

there was just, like, hot Pocket wrappers and an empty

bag of Doritos. I forgot about that. Yeah, it was

stoner paradise in our room. Just remnants.

And you were just, like, asleep on top of the covers, just snoring.

You look like a mummy. We've heard the snoring story.

We don't need to rehash. That true.

I told you guys about the time that I got bit by

a spider. Have I told that story?

No, I don't think so.

I can't tell the whole story. Maybe I already have

told the whole story, I don't know. It was the really bad Halloween night

when I totaled my car, like 10ft.

At the beginning of that night, I went to a friend's apartment

and I,

at this point, had never, ever been

high in my life. And I really probably

only have less than ten times total, ever.

I think I've seen all ten. You've probably seen, like,

seven. Honestly.

Yeah. You're not a great influence on me,

Jimmy. You're not a great influence on

me, Josh. That's true. That's very true. We are I

am the weed influence. You are the Miller Light influence. Yeah.

Quick, Jamie. Seven of these.

I'm at this apartment and we're

going. To go on an adventure. They're pretty much

smoking and so I

tried some smoked with them and everything like that. And I

was also drinking copiously. I had a bottle of

Not Bacardia, captain Morgan private stock.

So anyway, get to a point where I

need to sit down and we're planning to go to Dance

Club later that night and we are not at

that point yet, but I'm already probably shouldn't be going

out anywhere. And I sit down on their couch and I

see this massive spider crawling

on the wall and I'm, like, freaking out,

pointing it to them, and they're like, where is it? Where is it?

And they go, get a broom and we're trying to find it. And I thought

that it had crawled up into the crack between where

the ceiling meets the wall, at the top of the wall.

You were fucked up, crawled in there and it

had disappeared. And so I'm,

like, losing my mind because I think that this massive spider has

escaped somehow and it's probably going to attack and they're trying to

calm me down. They believe me about the spider, I think maybe they didn't,

but they're at least playing along because they've got the broom out, they're trying

to get it. And so, like, 20 or

25 minutes later, I'm sitting on their couch and I lean back and

I feel this really tight pinch on the

top of my hand and I

pull my hand away immediately and I look and the skin on the top of

my hand is gone and it's bleeding. And I'm like,

I told you guys that there was a spider. I'm bleeding. The skin is

gone. Yeah, I think I heard this, but. I think it was off podcast.

There's not all the skin on my hand, but, like,

obviously on my hand and it's bleeding. And I'm

like, I told you there was a spider. The spider bit me. I'm bleeding.

Take a look. And so now they

full. Believe me, there's definitely a spider on the loose. It definitely

just bit me. I'm probably going to die because a spider

that big has to be poisonous, and it's also aggressive

because it's attacking stealthily. And so I've

been drinking rum. I'm probably going to be a radioactive Jack Sparrow soon.

We spend the next, like, half hour, 45 minutes trying to find the

spider so that we can kill it. And then we eventually

realize that behind the couch, there is a window sill,

and there's an iron sitting on the window sill that's been plugged

in and turned on all day long. And so I

leaned back, and my hand hit the hot iron, and I burned my

hand thinking that I had been bit by a spider.

So I've had a couple of experiences that were not so good with

yeah. The combo of weed and alcohol will certainly do that to your

brain. You just don't know what's happening. And the room is

spinning, and it won't stop spinning. I'm not going to lie.

I think this exact same thing has happened with me and Jimmy's air fryer.

Yes, it did. Except it was a

combo of many things. Yeah, I was combined many

things, and. It was, like,

04:00 a.m.. And I was like, I want pizza. But then I couldn't find

the oven mitt, so I was just bare handing that shit. Have we been off

podcast? So your grandma's boy did, yeah.

Have we been off podcast since that night?

If not pretty close to it. We definitely didn't talk about it on the podcast,

but I absolutely had a diamond pattern

from his air fryer burned into my fingertips for

several weeks. Yeah, this was like three,

four a. M. Maybe. And it was basically just me. Will and Rob are the

ones that were awake. There was other people here, but they were either incoherent

or asleep. And Rob

is just, like, wiggin out, man. Can't decide where he wants

to be. He keeps going outside, even though it's,

like, 40 degrees, because it was a really cold night

for some reason. And he comes back in still super

restless, decides he wants pizza.

And Will is also pretty fucked up. I am,

too. And I'm like, hey, Will, you gave this man these drugs.

It's your responsibility to take care of him. And will's like, okay, I got

it. And I'm like, well, he's definitely not got it, but it'll be

fine. Rob goes to make the pizza.

I hear the air fryer turn on, and I'm like,

oh, no.

And it dings. That it's. Done.

Rob goes to get it. Will is kind of, like, supervising, but not really doing

anything for him. And Rob just completely raw dogs

the tray for the pizza,

and he just kind of, like, gets him

to get will grabs an oven mitt, throws it in

my sink because there's, like, flesh on

it that is burned now and then.

Rob isn't really phased by the burn. He's like, oh,

shit. Ow. It doesn't even

really hurt him. He's just completely impervious to pain at this point.

And then he proceeds to eat the pizza because he's so

tall. He puts the plate on top of my fridge. So he's

kind of like eating like this. Like my hands are on top of my

head right now, basically. And he's like dipping the pizza in sauce and

everything, but he's using the top of my fridge as a plate.

And I wake up the next morning kind of confused about

everything that happened. I figured this out the next day because there was like,

pizza sauce and empty bottles of sauce

on top of my fridge. And apparently the pizza was

also too much for him because there was chewed up, disgusting pizza in

my sink. I'm sorry.

like 2 hours into the party, someone threw up in the other

side of the sink. So I woke up to my sink just fucking destroyed.

Yeah, that was Jacob.

No one knows who Jacob is. It's fine. Yeah,

he was there for like 30 minutes and he walks up to

me like I threw up. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about,

man? I just puked. I threw up in the

sink, man. And I'm like, okay, fix it.

What are you talking about? For some reason I was thinking about

that last night. I had some bad stomach problems as a kid. I just

I threw up. And I just have like, shit all over me and it's like

all over the bed and stuff. That's what it felt like. I felt like

he was like, daddy, help, please. And I'm like.

So earlier today, I knew we were planning on recording and

one of the things that I wanted to do before we recorded the episode is

go on and check Twitter to make sure Miller Light

is still following us. And guess what they are.

Nice. Yes. Have they followed anyone else recently or

no. No. Still one of seven. Nice. Go us.

Our buddies over at the Gray's Tap Room podcast just

got followed by twisted tea. I think they were inspired

by our Miller Light thing. Not as cool. Started seeking

following from twisted tea do. They listen to the podcast hours? Yeah,

they do. Never mind. But they subscribe on Patreon.

Not as cool. Twisted tea is super mid. I've never

enjoyed a twisted tea. Miller lighting of

cheap beer. Also an institution that's existed in

this country for hundreds of years at this point, dating back to the 16 hundreds

when Americans first existed, versus Twisted

Tea.

Okay. A terrible lemonade flavored wrapper.

Miller light king Miller. Oh, sorry. I was thinking of twisted tea

of the Miller clan. Came over on the Mayflower and hit Plymouth Rock

and brought Miller Light to America at that point. That's true.

So Twisted Tea is based out of Kentucky, as is the

Gray's Tap room, so they have a little local connection there.

So good for them. I'm super happy for them. No, it's sick getting

any sort of recognition from a national brand, especially one that smacks

the fuck out of somebody's face in a convenience store. True. Yeah. That fucking

video was dope. Anyone that hasn't seen that video, look that shit up.

There's some flair to it. Like he flipped the twisted tea to get

it nice and ready and then just oh, yeah.

Incredible amount of built up the pressure.

With the very little bit of carbonation that they have. That guy had done that

before. That's just the first time it had been video. That's true.

That's his signature move. That's definitely not a first hit.

That's not an impromptu beating

with a can. When that mirror hears racism,

he flips the can. He's ready.

All right, well, I think we're at a point where we can

publicly apologize for how long it's been since we

lasted a podcast. Yeah. Life comes at you fast,

man. Do. I think

I had about it. Sorry, go ahead.

You had about as what? No, sorry. You go ahead.

Yeah, you go ahead. No, wait. What?

I think I had you were going to say something. Oh, sorry. No, you go

ahead. Yeah, go ahead, Corey. All right. Yeah, go ahead,

Corey.

You want me to go? Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Okay. There was this thing that I

just. I just like that we do this every three episodes.

What? What?

It's usually the episodes you're not on, Jimmy. No, I had to edit

the episode where you and Rob

did this and I just left it in.

As you should, because it's fucking hilarious.

I was going to say I think I've had about as many major

life changes besides being homeless. I think I'm about as

changed as you can be as a man. Yeah. You almost died.

You lost your job in a situation ship.

No, bitches. Yeah.

It'S an interesting time.

I think that overall, I'll come out better on the other side.

I will say that the combination of looking for a new job so

I can't actually do drugs and also

everything else that's going on has led me down a dark path

that I need to fucking fix soon,

probably. Yeah. I will say I've done the most. What does

that mean? I've done the most drugs and alcohol I've ever done in the past

two months. And that might contribute to the lifted

spirits, but not currently. Way to really

just fall right into the stereotype, guys. I don't know what

to tell you, man. There's not a whole lot else to do. Yeah, like,

what the fuck else are. You going to do? How are you going to play

video games for 8 hours a day if you're not fucking shit faced for it's?

You can't be Top 50 League of Legends and not be shit faced.

Pretty sure whiskey just came out of Roth? No, it came from

somewhere. That's all right. That feels good,

Jimmy. He's top 20 in the world now.

True. Oh, God.

Anyways, don't do drugs, kids.

When are we going to record again, guys? Same time

next week? I mean, it feels like robin,

Jimmy got nothing going on, man. I don't even know what fucking

day it is. Is it Wednesday? I think it's Wednesday. It is

Wednesday. Okay. Yeah. So I'm going to be in Detroit with Will

from the 26th through the 31st, but other

than that, I'm free driving

the Crown. I could do the 25th if it. Gets delivered by

then. Yes, it's in town. He's taking a cashier's check tomorrow. It's not in

town. It's not in town. I talked to him today about it.

Half upon delivery. Also, he should not take that

to Detroit. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, I mean, that's probably fair.

It's the Motor City. Yeah. It's also the

motor. Fuck you, city. Yeah, it's the motor.

Motor. Last time I say having him

take. It to he's going to be taking him to

04:00. Raves on an underpass.

Jimmy, did you just say last time you were there they had

a gay parking lot? I think

you misheard. The place in Detroit had a

parking lot that had gates around it. You know, the ones that

connected like poles and stuff like that. Gated? Yeah.

Not homosexual. Well, it's not better. Hold on.

Gays connected with poles? Yeah. You were talking about poles.

I'm confused. Speaking of gated,

how about Gaeta?

The new season of Dave is the best fucking thing I've ever seen on television.

Yeah, no fucking spoilers. I haven't seen that shit yet. It is.

I've only watched the first episode and all I thought about was Rob's Orlando.

Ordeal because of unemployment. I've seen the whole thing twice now

up to where it is now. It's great. It's really good.

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